Filed by NinjaDoll on March 19th, 2005
For those of you without thesaurus in hand,
a gasconade is a boast.
I am fiercely proud of my daughter, even though she reminds me
so much of myself I want to scream. The curse works, folks.
I am sorry for everything I ever did to my mother when I was
Cydney’s age.
I do not want her to grow up to be like me.
I do not want her
to be a bull in a china shop,
I want her to be a =genteel= bull in a china shop.
Pig-headed, perhaps, but focused in her pig-headedness.
Does or dies, just does it
gently.
As the song says, Cyd, I hope you dance —
preferrably without
stepping on someone else’s ego.
And now, I proudly present…my kid:
Click the photo to enter Cyd’s domain
