…you’re an idiot or a cheapskate or both.

The hotel you stayed at sells visors (without McCain’s name on ‘em) in the lobby for about $25.  Classier than a Sharpie and way less insulting to your constituents.

Please don’t run for president.  Thank you.

I hope you now realize that there are more people looking to make money off you than there are people looking out for your best interests.  Please man up earlier about your transgressions next time – and there will be some kind of next time because you’re only human.  Fans forgive truth but, absent it, they will buy the National Enquirer.

Two things to keep in mind about the media:

1. No fishermen cast their nets into a lake without fish.
2. Every lake has fish.

I wish you nothing but success in reconciling your marriage.  I hear you have an extraordinary wife.  Time will tell if you are an extraordinary husband.