Filed by NinjaDoll on September 23rd, 2009
Kid: So he told me, ‘God, you’re SO annoying.’ And then I told him, ‘Yeah, well I’d rather be annoying than be like YOU. You won’t be saying that when I’m famous and you’re working at Burger King.’
Me: Burger King?
Kid: Yep. I told him, ‘When I am president of the United States I will make you work at Burger King.’ It’s not a violation of the Constitution to make him work at Burger King.
Me: Burger King is not explicitly named in the Constitution, no, but I don’t think you can force him to work there. There are those little issues of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…
Kid: Then I’ll make sure Burger King is fun.
Me: (laughing)
Kid: And I’ll make sure he earns more. $2.00 a month more, maybe. That should make him happy, too.
Me: Honey…
Kid: What?
Me: I think we’d all be better off if you became a veterinarian when you grow up.
Kid: (after a long pause) Hey, we can put the vet clinic inside Burger King!
Me: Are you craving Burger King or something?
Kid: No. Why do you think that?










