Brangelina has given birth. The world can start spinning again.

I’m sure a good measure of Earth’s population will continue their vigil, breath abated, until the release of those multi million-dollar baby pictures in People magazine. But not me. There are other events that need an audience this weekend, so I will turn my attention to the utter failure of Eddie Murphy’s new movie, Meet Dave, the tragedy of the Modesto, Ca. skeet shooting accident, and the heinous crime of biting the nose off of the driver in front of you at Burger King (how hungry [and angry] must you be to do that)?!

What’s breaking news for you?

Strictly off-topic, thanks go to WE for airing The Color Purple last night. I had me a nice, good cry and was surprised that I remembered the words to most of Shug’s songs.