I know that the English language, like all languages, routinely changes it rules. I also know that what is now de rigeur will heretofore be rendered archaic - as in, “I also know what is now de rigeur…” is an acceptable alternative for the beginning of this sentence. I get this stuff. Go-go gadget: lingolution!

But Outlook apparently thinks that “I know it’s not for a few days” ought to be “I know its not for a few days.” We aren’t that evolved yet, methinks.

Have you found any oddities in your editing software that make you do a “WTF?”

Europeans can’t vote. WTF aren’t you touring America and talking to those of us who can? You’re a pompous moron. I hope you choke on your goulash.

First there was

Then there was this.

All I can say is, “Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” I think it’s funny that he’s so offended.

Not that I’m cruel or anything. Seriously.