The first is a recipe, (no, I’m not turning into Steph) for a pasta dish I’m hoping someone (glances at Matt, our beloved esperto) knows how to make. Or will know how to make, once they learn the recipe =)

The second is an editorial by Chuck Klosterman, an ingenious writer, called “Death by Harry Potter.” Specifically tailored for those of us who don’t read the books and find ourselves falling asleep (or having panic attacks) during the movies.

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In fire-related news, CNN reports that Ahnold has issued a stern warning to those who allegedly set some of the fires that scorched California last week:

It is my time to write.