Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
I wasn’t that crazy about POTC2.  It had its fun moments, and the CGI was stellar, but it ran about 40 minutes longer than it needed to run and wasn’t nearly as endearing as POTC1.  

Nobody had riotously funny lines.  Jack Sparrow had some rare moments of brilliance but otherwise didn’t display much of his swaggering bravado from the first movie.  Elizabeth Swann came off as bitchy but since her wedding was terminated and her death warrant was already signed, who could blame her?  Will Turner meeting his father was simply…nothing.  Which is really kind of sad when you think about it.  Perhaps Orlando is destined to go the way of Keanu Reeves – all action, no talent?  A travesty!  And I’m sorry, but in spite of the fabulous makeup and CG wizardry, Davy Jones was less than half the villian of Captain Barbossa so I really couldn’t parlay (hah!) his performance into any kind of sympathy for our heroes’ plight.

Film three ought to be fantastic in the way Return of the King was fantastic after seeing The Two Towers.  Well…it better be.