1. When I asked my shrink to suggest a good child psychologist he pulled out the Yellow Pages :/

2. While driving to my doctor’s appointment I saw the porta-potties in the corner of police headquarters’ parking lot — on fire.

3. My daughter begged me to quit my very keen job to tend horses on a ranch so that she could hang out with the animals.

That last one isn’t so odd — picturing me and my manicure bailing hay, now, that was odd.